Belgian Harpsichord

Performed on uncircumcised gentlemen, it is the act of pulling the foreskin back as far as possible, stretching the banjo string to full tension then flicking it with the tip of the tongue until baby gravy is jettisoned.

I was going to leave Sarah last weekend, but she performed a textbook Belgian Harpsichord on me on Friday night. The wedding is next June.

by HarpsichordsRUs February 4, 2023

gift harpy

ponytown players that collect event gifts like harpies.
these players spend hours hovering over gifts and camping hotspots and dont show mercy to anybody.

" i had to pull a gift harpy to collect all 279 toys! "
" damn, you are RUTHLESS "

by mrkrabspooshaft December 27, 2024

Total Harps

A phrase developed by some weird kid from Kettering, Ohio in the 1980's meaning "totally awesome".

"Hey Kurt! How would you feel about going to Crazy Cats Arcade on Saturday afternoon?"

"Total Harps dude!"

by Donnie Bridle August 30, 2025