haretoise

The ultimate hybrid between a tortoise and a hare. This creature has the best of both worlds as it is quick but also slow-and-steady. It would be wise to put your money on this creature to win the race.

Mark: How is the haretoise fast and slow at the same time?

David: Don't question the haretoise Mark!

by Kuyt1 January 3, 2011

Hardonbe

(Hard-on-bay)

What you have if your dick is out for harambe. RIP HARAMBE.

Ever since the Cincinnati zoo shot my gorilla friend I've had this giant hardonbe.

by Moooooooooo12345 September 11, 2016

Hardosexual

A Guy Becoming Gay Because It Is Basically Dating on Hard Mode.

Yo Bro I'm About To Go Hardosexual.

by AOWOL February 27, 2020

Hardondongalong

when a man gets a boner because he saw another mans bulge in his pants. He then proceeds to cum in his pants, and then takes off his pants and forces the nearest person to lick the cum out of them. After all this he shoots himself.

RUN THAT MAN IS HAVING A HARDONDONGALONG!!!

by DanglyJohnson April 24, 2020

haridos

The one who likes to be alone. Loves to be a helper and a listener, and are all about being there for others - but doesn’t actually like people enough to be around them. The definition of an introvert who finds people and activities exhausting. A Haridos always thinks they want attention until it actually happens, and then they hide.

I’d love to come out for your birthday as I’ve been looking forward to it all week! However I’m a Haridos so I’ll have to pass.

by Danielssean November 22, 2021

Hardofart

When you do a fart but it doesn’t come out as a gas substance it comes out as a solid substance, basically it feels as if you are pushing a baby out from your asshole. You normally get this when you have just had sex the night before although there has been reports of virgins getting it.

jimmy: OUCH
Bobby: what’s wrong Jim
Jimmy: my ass hurts bro
Bobby: oh let me guess you just did a hardofart
Jimmy: yea must of been from Selena

by Oopy poop December 4, 2021

willie hardon

English slang for austrailian exchange folk who are frequent victims of flying or falling objects such as footballs, sofas, cars and cows.

hey, take your chode outta my sister Willie Hardon!!

by jimmy mcjimson March 12, 2004