Hairdultery

Cheating on your hairdresser.

I've gone to the same hairdresserfor 22 years. We're the same age so we've grown up together. We give presents to each other's kids. One day I canceled my appointment with her to go to someone closer, cheaper, and willing to take any man that walks in. They even know each other. I walk by both their shops regularly. I committed hairdultery. I feel terrible.

by WBdultery February 26, 2010

Hairdressers Inch

When you a hairdresser totally exaggerates the amount asked cut off your hair!

You: "I'll have an inch off the fringe"
Hairdresser: "Sure"
-Look in mirror-
You: "Thats three inches!!!....silly hairdressers inches....."

by Nudds July 6, 2010

Ass-Haidery

May seem similar to its retarded cousin "asshattery" but assuredly it is not. Ass-Haidery takes hatin' ass buffoonery and extreme egoism to a different level. There are many ways to define and spot an Ass-Haider including the constant barrage of bullshit and conceited comments produced during general conversation. Frequently accompanied by fetuses, rubbers, and henious breathe.

1. "Man, that dude suffers from major Ass-Haidery"

2. The teacher showed the most digusting display of Ass-Haidery the students had ever seen in their lives.

by Bridgett Jones January 19, 2009

Haiden

An individual who could care less about what people think.

Likes to dance and sing in strange and awkward ways.

Although smart and athletic, Haidens tend to be musical and daydream in excess.

Sometimes jerks, Haidens may pick fights with people they have no hope winning against.

Haiden ran 10 miles with his mp3 player, but when it broke, he found it hard to run even 2.

by Gus Scholtz January 20, 2009

hairdrobe

A new hairstyle or range of hairstyles originating from a new hair cut or color.

I don't know if this outfit will go with my new hairdrobe.

Your hairdrobe doesn't match your face.

by Jojococofunoco December 21, 2010

Hairdryered

Absolutely hammered:
Using the rule that adding -ed to any word means to become drunk.
Other examples- hammered, smashed, battered, lashed, ruined, slaughtered, pissed

Last night I was hairdryered .

by e2h4g3 June 16, 2018

Haidance

Haidance is loyal and very funny!!!She can also be stupid but don't worry its in a good way😁!She has 3 main best friends there names are Carlie,Maddie,and jasmine!Haidance has gorgeous red hair and beautiful blue eyes. At some points she can be a little emotional but she is never scared to explain her feelings.Everyone needs a haidance or there life would never be complete

Carlie:What's that
Haidance: girl that's a booty hole,I mean girl that's a haidance
Both:BAHAHAHAHA

by Positive.carlie July 6, 2018