guffgas

when you have a guff its the gas that comes out.

man fukker that is some serious guffgas

by ricardo picarelli September 9, 2003

Guff head

A fat, large, or over-sized head.
Generally a huge head!

Jam: Look at that guy over there.

Dale: Who? That Guff Head?

Jam: Yeah, his head is so big, last time he turned around, he put a shoulder out.

by kilbourne50 January 18, 2009

Chunder Guff

Chunder Guff is a lethal fart that will swiftly demolish your insides, forcing you to vomit violently until the lethal gas has poisoned your insides enough. If the Chunder Guff does not go away, it might cause significant nasal cancer, which can be deadly. This is the time to visit the Chunder Guff Therapist, who will cure you with an asshole that you should surely tear apart with your mouth.

Harry: OMG! Can you smell that.
Yaseen: Yes, I think it's the Chunder Guff.
Aynoor: It could be, or it could be Raff's breath.
Raff: Definitely a Chunder Guff. We should all go to the Chunder Guff Therapist he will give us asshole to cham on.

by JaydenFloyd94 December 29, 2021

THE INCREDIBLE GUFF

"The Incredible Guff" is the name given to all farts that fulfull the following criteria:

A. they are huge
B. they are dangerous
C. they can go through walls
D. they are angry
E. everyone knows one is in the room

At the ASDA checkout people begin to disperse in disgust.
<whispered> "It's THE INCREDIBLE GUFF!"

by Mister Otter July 17, 2007

guff monkey

one who frequently farts

You stink, you filthy little guff monkey

by pantsonhead December 23, 2002

Two Puff Mc Gruff

Someone in a smoke circle who will hit a joint or pipe multiple times before passing it along

Are you going to finish the whole joint yourself, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

Who the fuck do you think you are, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

Ass Gruff

Dirty knotted ass hairs. That ass needs a shave or waxing.

I was about to do that ass when she spread them cheeks and there was nothing but ass gruff braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017