gross n close 

An seemingly unnattractive tinder match within a 10 mile radius.

"We got ourselves a gross N close!"

gross n close by Chinston Wurchill VI August 8, 2017

gross gore 

Getting a nose job (no troll) to make your insecurities go away.

Doing a gross gore means getting a nose job.

person: i love tana shes the realest bitch. She looks flawless!
person 2: you know she did a gross gore right? Basic bitches hate jew noses

gross gore by your wife's boyfriend March 12, 2017

Gross Motor Skills

1. Used to describe poor driving, particularly driving when drunk.

2. Lack of coordination when using the features of a car, such as the stereo or cigarette lighter.

"Wanna lift home?"

"No thanks, you have Gross Motor Skills"

Gross Motor Skills by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009

Gross Dickage

The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.

Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?

Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.

Thanks broooohhh!

Gross Dickage by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015

gross out teacher 

Anyone or anything which is generally disgusting in appearance or action.

The term is derived from Brad Neely's "Wizard People".

1. "Look at that hideous couple over there! Such gross out teachers!"

2. "You ate an entire stick of butter? You're a real gross out teacher!"

3. "You left that dirty frying pan sit for a week?! It's growing mold! Gross out teacher!"

gross out teacher by Philippe Jones August 29, 2006

gross goose girl 

Girl that coughs like a disguisting goose

Omg ew. That’s gross goose girl !

gross goose girl by mia_mm May 29, 2018

Gross Gore 

A sexual desease

Damn, I got infected with Gross Gore after sleeping with her?
Im sorry to say but you have Gross Gore

Gross Gore by PLANNER1234 June 15, 2019