Groper in Chief

1. A leader of a nation who sneaks up behind female world leaders and suprises them with unsolicited and inappropriate massages.

2. Specifically, George W. Bush.

George W. Bush earned the title Groper in Chief when he snuck up behind German Chancellor Angela Merkel and grabbed her shoulders.

by jesster79 July 19, 2006

groped into it

When a female caresses a male's penis in order to get her way.

Male 1: Dude, I thought we were going to chill today
Male 2: I know man but Brittany wanted me to go shopping with her and I was groped into it

by manipulative September 11, 2011

grope-a-lopes

Boobies. Highly gropable boobies.

NIce grope-a-lopes. I'd really like to grope those lopes.

by celinalope September 25, 2007

Grope-down

A procedure used by airport TSA when they give you a full body "pat-down"

I refuse to fly. I am not interested in experiencing a gate-rape or a grope-down by some TSA perv or going through some cancer-causing airport naked body x-ray scanning machine.

by jeminiiii November 27, 2010

Gropeon

A deal-of-the day website dedicated to providing coupons for people who enjoy being groped in public.

Trevor searched Gropeon and found a great deal on a public groping.

by Mujibar O'Conner September 5, 2011

Groping Tokens

To manipulate a woman into letting you have a grope by being nice to them.

'he's handing out groping tokens like its nobody's business'

by Peach tech team May 24, 2012

groppled

Synonym for fried, stoned, high, etc. Basically the best feeling ever; an out-of-body experience that can only be achieved while partaking in smoking with the boys. There are no guarantees as to what will happen while one is under this magnitude of influence.

I was at a party with the boys last night and we all got totally groppled. I lost my phone and couldn't feel my arms!

by rockinturtle July 31, 2019