monkey-grooming

The act of fussing over the physical appearance of your significant other, akin to scenes of monkeys or other simians doing the same on animal documentaries. Includes squeezing pimples/blackheads, manicuring, pedicuring and plucking funny and/or white hair. Provides presumed psychic gratification to the groomer and laid back enjoyment to the groomee.

"What're you doing today?" "Nothing much. Monkey-grooming each other."

by qingwaa November 5, 2007

Heaven-May-Care Grooming

Certain religions, including certain sects of Judaism, Islam, even Christianity speak of God preferring men to maintain a beard. This is what is being referred to here.

My inherent racist tendencies and your Heaven-may-care grooming and make me believe you are a a terrorist sympathizer.

by Wow_Really December 7, 2018

Gronking

A meme like owling or planking, when a guy has his shirt off showing his muscles, while an attractive woman is wearing his shirt. Usually done for photographic purposes.

Came from when an American football player Rob Gronkowski took a picture with his shirt off with an attractive pornstar (Didi Jones) wearing his jersey.

I got a picture of me Gronking with that random that I raw dogged last night.

by stordiford October 27, 2011

grooming circle

When a wahmen has 4-6 men brush her hair. Each man will receive a numbered brush. No tugging.

Girl:'Do want to join my grooming circle ?'
Guy:'Fuck yeah'

by CaptainAwesomeTRexWahmenRespec January 4, 2018

Grooming

When a weird dude with a My Little Pony outfit comes up to a child and touches them.

Weirdo: hey little one
Child: hey
Weirdo: you like my outfit
Child: yes I love that show
Weirdo: me too
Child: Grooming I super fun so would you like to do it
Weirdo: YES

by Lil'baby10101 August 30, 2020

Gronking

Verb,The act of violently spiking a football after scoring a touchdown, the act of posing for pictures shirtless with a porn star, the act of being the best at what you do.

"I just scored my 15th touchdown this year. #Gronking"

by ThePatsPunk December 30, 2011

Grooming

A pedophile dressed in a My little Pony outfit and sings the Barney theme song but likes to touch little kids hair.

Child: do you like my hair
Pedo: yes
Child: grooming my hair would be nice
Pedo: oh baby yeah I will

by Lil'baby10101 August 30, 2020