granola head

A wacked out hippie who's brains were scrambled by psychadelic drugs. characterized by all of the following: dirty underwear, hairy legs, taking way too much LSD, and eating bean sprouts all day long.

1.) Dude, that chicks such a granola head.

2.) The band "The Queers" said being a granola head is just not cool.

by Matty Ice February 28, 2008

Granola Boy

A boy who enjoys spending time outside doing general outdoorsy things such as hiking, skiing, and mountain biking. Granola boys tend to wear clothes bought at stores like REI or LL Bean.

Girl 1: Discribe him for me.
Girl 2: He's just your average granola boy.

by daily4sure July 2, 2009

Crunchy Granola Bar

A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.

Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"

Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."

by deltacircle August 2, 2010

Granky

When you are grumpy and cranky at the same time.

Yo man cheer up, why are you so granky today??

by Jess814 April 13, 2016

grank

a mashup of the names frank and gerard, an alternate (yet INCORRECT) version of frerard. it is the ship name for frank iero and gerard way of american rock band my chemical romance. it’s a popular alternate ship name on mcrtwt (my chemical romance twitter). in fact, there is a large debate on which term is better. it’s frerard.

grank is wrong, stop using it. join the frerard truthers. it’s true des, you’re wrong.

by notb1tchymichi July 10, 2022

Grank

A grank can apply to two activites:
1. A Greggs Wank
2. A group Wank

Alternatively there is a GrGrank which is a Greggs Group Wank

"Just popping down Greggs with the boys for a Grank"

by Sadio Juané March 31, 2023

Grancougar

A single, divorced or widowed woman, with grandchildren, that is 50 years of age or older that has an eye for much younger men.

Those grancougars that Matt is supervisor for will really miss him if he changes jobs.

by Sir Toppem Hat April 8, 2009