An irrelevant Hypixel forumer that makes "effort" threads that contain no funny things nor any useful informations whatsoever. He does this fucking daily threads, where he just picks some cringe comments from Dream comment section and calls it a day. They arent even daily, he started in September and is only just on 95 parts.
Granko: Have you ever sorted Dream's comments by new? #44320!
Any sane person 2: This thread is so bad
Any sane person 2: This thread is so bad
by ihategranko April 21, 2022
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Whilst derived from the video the creation of it as a meme is credited to Instagram user folieakenny.
Whilst derived from the video the creation of it as a meme is credited to Instagram user folieakenny.
by InfinityOnJay July 29, 2016
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All the bits and pieces of food, hair, fingernails, and lint that are found when you turn your computer keyboard over.
by AGRODEO July 12, 2014
Get the desk granola mug.Describes a situation where a group of players out number the opposing side and win the battle due to their larger numbers. The ganking is so fluid that it resembles defecation with too much fluid.
Yesterday I was playing League of Legends with my bro and the other team jumped out and killed me 1 vs 5 then proceeded to destroy my tower. It was total Gankorrhea.
by Bolognamaster March 20, 2011
Get the Gankorrhea mug.Derivative of Latin, the word is comprised of four other words: granola cockslut pretentious wanker
This word is dense, it is loaded, but it is necessary to implement into your vocabulary. You must be aware of grankers. This is to save you.
A breed of person that is both a pretentious know it all try-hard who can’t shut up and a granola long-haired Silverlake parent looking freak
They also believe that they are humble, nice, aware, respectful, and full of integrity but really they are just cocks with no morals and privileged and idiotic and stuck in their own minds. They are a classic loser who will always be a loser and hurt everyone around them. Nobody likes them. They can on occasion look like a wet dog. Sometimes they say foo and such (white) and call women bitches. They lie and are manipulative. If you hear them say “If it’s brown flush it down, if it’s yellow let it mellow” they are a grade A granker . They believe they are better than everyone else and have a superiority complex They only maintain friendship out of necessity and nostalgia. They tell their friends nothing and often pretend they live in their own little movie. If nothing else can be said about the granker, one must retain that they are nonchalant drama queens.
Beware of the granker. They hide in the depths and shadows and prey on their victims. Watch out for that hair: you’ll notice it from a mile away. They often carry dreadlocks and don’t brush their teeth. Watch out! Don’t let it bite!
This word is dense, it is loaded, but it is necessary to implement into your vocabulary. You must be aware of grankers. This is to save you.
A breed of person that is both a pretentious know it all try-hard who can’t shut up and a granola long-haired Silverlake parent looking freak
They also believe that they are humble, nice, aware, respectful, and full of integrity but really they are just cocks with no morals and privileged and idiotic and stuck in their own minds. They are a classic loser who will always be a loser and hurt everyone around them. Nobody likes them. They can on occasion look like a wet dog. Sometimes they say foo and such (white) and call women bitches. They lie and are manipulative. If you hear them say “If it’s brown flush it down, if it’s yellow let it mellow” they are a grade A granker . They believe they are better than everyone else and have a superiority complex They only maintain friendship out of necessity and nostalgia. They tell their friends nothing and often pretend they live in their own little movie. If nothing else can be said about the granker, one must retain that they are nonchalant drama queens.
Beware of the granker. They hide in the depths and shadows and prey on their victims. Watch out for that hair: you’ll notice it from a mile away. They often carry dreadlocks and don’t brush their teeth. Watch out! Don’t let it bite!
Boy (walking by a group of friends, talking to his friend ): aye foo that shit is peculiar asf
Girl 1 (part of group) : Who’s that wet dog looking guy walking with the notorious creep rapist
Girl 2: Oh don’t mind him, he’s a granker.
Girl 1: Ew wtf! Next time I see him I’ll punch his balls!
All the girls: FUCK YOU GRANKER!
Girl 1 (part of group) : Who’s that wet dog looking guy walking with the notorious creep rapist
Girl 2: Oh don’t mind him, he’s a granker.
Girl 1: Ew wtf! Next time I see him I’ll punch his balls!
All the girls: FUCK YOU GRANKER!
by kikileaf123 December 22, 2021
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Get the Granlord mug.A person (male or female) who enjoys hiking, canoeing and other outdoors-y things. They often can be seen drinking out of a Camelbak, wearing tie-dye, wearing Chacos, and eating trail mix. They're the type of people you see hiking in the mountains of the United States or backpacking across other countries for long periods of time.
My sister is a professional camp counselor. She runs the hiking classes-- she is such a granola girl.
by BRoyce September 2, 2013
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