ganklebanker

Someone who spanks at get togethers and then presses the flesh to share his 'man lotion'.

It was high fives around the room after the Packers scored once again on the Bears. MrPack rushed from the washroom and snickered aloud while giving everybody a double high five, as he's quite the sneaky ganglebanker.

by The Gridiron Assassin April 23, 2005

granolesque

Having the attributes of granola.

He's still in his granolesque stage - fruity and nutty.

by lady j March 16, 2005

grantley

The nickname girls give to guys named Grant

His real name is Grant, but I call him Grantley

by Zeepo7 October 28, 2018

gankles

gankles are what happens when cankles get out of control.

basically the "gunt" and the "cankles" merge into a larger more menacing form of fatness called "gankles"...

expressed mathmatically it is:

(gut + cunt) + (calf + ankles) = gankles

dude, what the hell happened to her? i mean she used to be not bad with just cankles but now she's got gankles for god's sake! her lower body has become one huge continuous set of gankles!

by stoneyface December 5, 2009

Gronkle tronkus

A particularly girthy penis that’s is 40x more wide than it is in length

“I got stuck in a door way because of my magnum gronkle tronkus darn that thing gets in the way”

by Mydadbeatsme68 November 27, 2018

granker

Slang term for a person of Portugese background. Most often used as an insult to an espescially lazy, stupid, or stinky portugese person.

Loren Carvalho is so lazy. Way more than a Spick, he must be a Granker.

by TheFlyingGopher January 30, 2005

grackle

A brand name combining the words "GRAnular", "cRACK" and "spACKLE"; a spackle-like buttplug to safeguard one's plum during short periods of incarceration.

Yolanda, call my lawyer and bail bondsman and bring my toothbrush, putty knife and grackle.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003