goredom

Goredom (verb): The act of looking at gore on the internet because of inescapable boredom.

1: Dude, there's nothing to do.

2: Nah... How about some goredom?
1: Sure, sounds fun.

Alternatively:
1: Nothing to do... I've got total goredom right now.

2: Go to /r/spacedicks, then.

1: Alright.

by anxqu13 August 30, 2013

gorped

To have eaten or drank something extremely fast.

You gorped that pizza!
He gorped my water before I even got one sip.

by DRAGONSLAYER44 April 20, 2016

Gorged

When someone eats an ungodly amount of food and becomes bloated/engorged.

I just binge ate so much, I’m GORGED.

by Digbert Nelson October 25, 2019

Gooned

Being high off of ketamine.

I'm so gooned right now! Lets sniff another gooner!

by OSSCVI January 15, 2010

Gooned

The act of making a joke or witty remark about someone while in their presence. Usually it is uncalled for which can be termed as a "drive by gooning"

example.(Conversation with a friend with a headache)

Since you have a headache i will stop making jokes and let you be.

So is it a sick to your stomach type, or just want quiet type. (I am asking how bad the headache is)

Now the response.

"Just the quiet type, wait did you mean my headache or your humour?"

There, that was me being "gooned" arghhh.

by Freezzer June 14, 2010

Gorged

when a certain individual has smoked so much marijuana that they are disfunctional and retarded.

"dude me and jake are so gorged right now."
"no way man, how much did you guys puff?"
"almost two entire zips between 4 people."
"no way man, that so much!"

by ballsky May 24, 2006

Gooned

1. to get beaten, pushed, or pwned by a Goon or member of a Goon Squad

2. to have slept with a Goon or member of a Goon Squad

1. that motherfucker got verbally gooned!
2. that chick totally got gooned last night.

by 0000000000001 February 16, 2009