goon

a person who has had a great life, lots of friends, and is always having fun.

a goon is a cheerful person.

by youowemeacherrycoke October 14, 2011

goon

One that is different from others and has a goonie complex. Dale Johnson. The men in malls who try to starighten your hair. The "badass" kids in 90's movies like Jack Black in The Never Ending Story and many others.

The man playing the accordian and hopping about is a big goon.

by Jenna Johnson May 20, 2007

goon

A stupid/annoying/clumsy person.

You stupid goon! *sigh*

by Quiet Robert February 27, 2005

goon

a skeeve, someone that really sucks and that everyone hates

Drty Derr
That kid is a fucking goon ass O'Fay

by joey December 1, 2004

goon

Noun. A man or woman who lives under the slide at your local park. They typically eat squirrel meat and trash. They enjoy snorting coke, smoking crack, and occasionally drop acid.

Mom: "You stay away from that crazy goon at the park, honey"
Kid: "OK Mom, but why?"
Mom: "Because that goon stabbed three kids last year."

by Shmuzzle 1 November 18, 2013

goon

A hockey player who's job is to hurt people. Also, some goons protect the best player on a team from the goons on other teams.

Wayne Gretzky never skated without his goon, Marty McSorley.

by AldoPignotti November 14, 2006

goon

Every man in Newquay who owns a Sailors loyalty card. You know who you are!

Oh look, there's that goon trying to pull the 15 year old wearing white lycra.

by Beast From The East May 18, 2004