gorper

An individual that farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubbles

I saw johnny in the tub, he's a gorper allright.

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

gorpedo

after one farts in the tub or any water, poop suddenly shoots up into the mouth out of the gorpbubble of the "gorp"

"Kubie got a gorpedo in the face during his hot sensual bath with his women."

by Kube and Sal August 21, 2009

gnoron

A gnoron is a person of decent intelligence who, because of their own willful ignorance, is no more competent at dealing of the world than a moron. A moron cannot help their lack of intelligence; a gnoron, by contrast, is responsible for their own state.

I thought I had read the dumbest anti-vaccination arguments out there, but someone managed to hit a new low: they asked how we knew that the protective effect of vaccines didn't just come from the placebo effect! It takes a real gnoron to come up with a theory that cockamamie.

by Antaeus Feldspar January 23, 2011

gnorted

gnorted, an attempt to say snorted, while snorting, trying not to puke

thig igh nothing, ive gnorted gnaghetti befoor

by si November 19, 2003

gnarpic

A wonderful event that just went perfect. When the gnar was shred sooo hard that it simply is not classifiable with any other adjective. A mix of gnar and epic.

Man that powder day was GNARPIC!! We hammered it so hard!

by Stunner Mgee January 17, 2007

Gorphan boy

1. To over eat or drink a lot of a large quantity quickly at a super human speed.
2. To gorge one's self.

1. G. Barrie ate so rapidly his friends called him gorphan boy.

2. Glenn gorphed cospious amounts of beer with speed.

by Deaner2009 July 1, 2009

GNARPILL

A hypothetical term and product used for getting gnarly, mainly used in the sense of skateboarding.

"i can't land this trick, if only i had a GNARPILL to take, i could really nail it."

by masons2010 July 27, 2009