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Gnerf

An adjective to describe someone who takes on all arguments to promote organic food and sustainable corporations.
Duco: "Sloots is such a gnerf! He gnerfs all the time."

Sloots: "gnerf"
by Z4zaa October 7, 2010
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Gherkinspear

The process of using a larger pickle to fish out a smaller pickle from the jar because one's hands are too large to squeeze into said jar. Usually used because the gherkenspear is too large to eat and the smaller one looks just right.
I was too lazy to grab a fork, so I used a gherkinspear to fish out the perfect pickle to accompany my bowl of Cheetos.
by UnableToThinkClearly March 10, 2014
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B'gerk

To backhand someone in the junk. Back slap the twig and berries. Upper-cut the cock and balls. There can be multiple techniques depending on the style of the b'gerker. It is important to mention that it is not a true b'gerk if the person knows its coming. It must come when the person least expects it.
Roman told his girlfriend something inappropriate I said so for payback he will get brutal b'gerking.
by mercD January 23, 2011
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Jerkin' the gherkin

Slang for the holy practice of masturbating.
(Ted sees Ed's room is a complete shitstorm of messiness)
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 15, 2018
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Gerken

The antonym (opposite) of working. Idle and unoccupied. Unworking.
Damn you Harley! This is the last time I tell you to quit gerken off on my jobsite!
by Kurt 8 KEINER January 14, 2009
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Geerken

The act of being witty and clever. Basically, someone who is just cool.
- 'dude that guy just pulled a Geerken.'
- 'yea im so jealous... i wish i was that awesome.'
by Adawk January 17, 2008
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jerking the gherkin

To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word
We caught John jerking the gherkin.
by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003
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