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German

German is one of a kind, he will laugh with and at you. No matter what, keep him. Cause deep down he really cares for you. He is the type of person to forever be by your side. Yes, he maybe get annoyed by you, but maybe it’s hard for him to love or care. He is amazing. He is powerful and hilarious!
One example:
“German is a bit weird”

“No he isn’t, he will stay by your side no matter what, so what if he’s a bit odd? Aren’t we all?
by CynthiaTheKindOne November 22, 2021
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German

German is the language of the german people!
If you think, Germans are bad, say:

Fick deine Mutter!
Fuck your Mother!

If you like them:

Hey, was geht ab mein Freund?
Hey, whats up my friend?

or if you like German Cars:

Deutsche Autos sind sau gut!
German cars are fucking good!
by Flow-Ryan September 30, 2006
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german

germans are so cool. all who are german r going to heaven
by ryan chisessi October 7, 2006
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german

Germans are really nice people from a small country in the middle of europe. They aren't nazis. Because of their nazi-past ( in german it's possible to combine every word you want ) they are bashful.
We (the germans) aren't fat or hairy. It's a stupid prejudice.
Look at facebook. We're hot ;)
We are allowed to drink beer and wine when we are 16 years old and vodka, rum, whisky and the hard alcohol with 18 years. Are you jealous?
And nearly everyone loves soccer and loves to support his favorite team (Schalke 04!!).
And Sauerkraut is disgusting. We eat more potatoes than Kraut. (at least the people i know.)
The bavarians are special. Someones say that they don't belong to germany and much more to austria. And the bavarians has their own beer. White Beer ( weizen bier).
So if you think about Germany, don't combine it with bavarians. It's only a small part of it. And by the way, Leather trousers look weird. However a Dirndl ( a bavarian dress for women) is fu***** hot ( if you wear the modern ones)
Last but not least:
german beer is the best. Why do you deform our great beverage ?? Your beer tastes like pee mixed with water. AND WTF IS LIGHT BEER??? Are you kidding??
Germany -> Deutschland
Beer -> Bier
Soccer -> Fußball
Dog -> Hund
Bavaria -> Bayern
best soccer team in the whole world -> Schalke 04
by Schalke04 March 1, 2011
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German

adj. Cool in a way that doesn't need your approval. It will wear velour track suits no matter what you say.
This techno beat is so german.
by complicated shoes May 20, 2009
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german

a person thats really attractive and confident, funny and outgoing....usually a man residing in the area of hanford.
1:superman is german

2:he looks so hot and is so funny he must be german
by afrodesiac123 July 18, 2011
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German

A person who is from or is descended from Germany. They are known to be stubborn and can become fiery and angry at times. However, most Germans are nice people, and are proud of their heritage.
German
by Arjan912 June 28, 2009
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