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granny panties

1)A term to describe the kind of women's underpants that are considered "uncool" if you're under the age of 60, or something. In this aspect they are similar to tightie whities for boys. Granny pants are usually high cut, with a highly elastic waistband that will come up to at least your belly button. They may also come in floral patterns, pink patterns, or other "old lady" looking styles- just like any other type of underwear, actually, anything's possible stylewise.
People who wear granny underwear usually wear it because
A) their mom bought it for them
B) they don't like thongs or bikini cuts
C) they're playing some kind of sport (oh, c'mon, you don't seriously think that all female athletes wear thongs, do you? Most "sporty" girls underpants are NOT thongs or really low cut.)
D) they just like them and don't care what others think.

Also called grannie panties, granny underwear, etc.
Locker room:
-"Ew, you wear granny panties?"
-"Yeah, that's right, I do. Get over it. At least they don't go up my a** like thongs."
by andriod5 January 13, 2006
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grannied

To beat someone with out them scoring once.
Often used in pool when the loser hasn't potted a single ball.
Or in table football when the loser hasn't scored any goals.
"You've just been grannied!"
by FieryRich December 24, 2007
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ur granny a tranny

worse than “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian” this is a overpowered weapon of mass destruction anyone who uses this does not know the powers they are messing with
josh: ur mom gay

joe: ur dad lesbian

karl: shut up mere mortals both ur granny a tranny

josh and joe: implode on them self , the fabric of reality fade away and the world erupts into flames
by peacelordfromthe6th March 12, 2018
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Airtight Granny

An older looking woman usually 50+ that is simultaneously plugged in all three holes.
Three boys, and one old lady equals an airtight granny.
by Jon Dutch January 26, 2004
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Granny Dickens

Overly candid letter writers who reveal personal and/or demoralizing information in their uncensored diatribes
Tactless chroniclers who keep the family abreast on intimate topics
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grab a granny night

social event frequented by more mature women milfs, supposedly on the lookout for casual sex
don't go to the club on a Thursday, it is grab a granny night
by Silver Granny August 16, 2006
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Rapping Granny's

Old ladies who like to get down. Usually on tv or at a carnival.
Yo! Yo! Yo! We're the rapping granny's and we're to say... (etc.)
by Urban Dictionary October 17, 2008
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