The Gatorade Mike

The act of pouring Gatorade on ones penis for a more flavorful and hydrating falatio experience

Bitches love the Gatorade Mike, cause it shows consideration for a woman's needs.

by brosefballin July 16, 2020

straight outta gatorade

When a man cums in an embarrassingly short amount of time.

Fran: So, how was that guy you took home last night?
Gemma: Don't ask, 30 seconds in and he was straight outta gatorade.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Gatoracist

Whenever someone refuses to buy or drink certain flavors of Gatorade

Guy 1: "Hey man, you want Fruit Punch or Lemon Lime Gatorade?"

Guy 2: "Get me Fruit Punch, I hate Lemon Lime."

Guy 1: "Damn are you Gatoracist or something?"

by beardedbliss September 3, 2013

In Gatorade

When Mercury is in Retrograde and you gotta tell your friend you can’t go out.

Friend: hey wanna go grab some drinks?

Me: I can’t sorry - Mercury is in Gatorade I can’t leave the crib.

by Electrojess August 7, 2018

gatorade sex

Sex that is sooo hot you need Gatorade to quench your thirsty and need to drink Gatorade to give you the energy to power through the night.

Dude you gotta hydrate for that Gatorade sex you and sarah are gunna have tonight.

by Williams lovers June 8, 2017

gatorade powder

fucking tasteless gag-inducing shit in a container of satan

gatorade powder is fucking shit dawg digity d dawg

by Vindisch January 27, 2012

New Jersey Gatorade

n. A slang term for the practice of a male allowing a female to urinate into his mouth during a sexual encounter.

Dude, that is a bodily fluid exchange worthy of the title "New Jersey Gatorade"! She totally squatted on my face and gave me some lemon lime!

by CeramicEgg March 23, 2010