Scruff the Gruff

To Scruff the Gruff, is to go down on an extremely somewhat not attractive female.

James:"Hey did you see Jenny this weekend?"
Bradley:"Yeah man."
James:"Well did you scruff the gruff?!"
Bradley:"Hell yes I did; she is so tender."

by Baconburger w/mayo June 11, 2006

Guff Bucket

A derogatory term for a vagina, related to guff (bad smell) and the receptacle (vagina) the smell came from.

Ayup me duck show us yer guff bucket.

Or

Phwoor is that yer guff bucket I can smell?

by Guff Bucket lover. September 25, 2010

gruffalo

A bear shaped bipedal character from children’s stories. A gruffalo's lower jaw extends beyond the upper jaw with two large upward pointing teeth. The gruffalo has a heart of gold but it's outward appearance is that of one that does not wish to be messed with.

The term gruffalo can be used as a semi-endearment to describe someone who is quite gruff (traditional meaning) i.e. with a temporary but short and snappy introductory temperament. A gruffalo likes to show that he is gruff (by moving things roughly and hunching the shoulders) but is capable of maintaining a reasonable (if a little gruff) conversation if you wish to. The gruffalo often appears in the morning and arrives late at the office so his gruffness is visible to other staff.

oh - look out! here comes the gruffalo.

by Professor of new English July 1, 2005

Ioan Gruffudd

Very very hot Welsh actor who has starred in many movies - including Titanic and King Arthur - and was also the star of Honrblower.

Oh my god - its Ioan Gruffudd!!!!!!!!!

by squashi_mitsu August 13, 2004

Gaffa

Imaginary tape your life gets stuck in.

Person A: Suddenly my feet are feet of mud, it all goes slow-mo. I don't know why I'm crying...

Person B: You must be suspended in gaffa!

by Buster McGooo August 26, 2009

gaffen

A giant dick douche who refuses to receive anger management

Joe was being a gaffen by punching random but people at the party

by polonium douche May 21, 2014

Gruffing

Gruffing is the act of wanking off a homeless man under a bridge. Its a reference to the popular childrens fairy tale the Billy Goats Gruff. Don't think there was any wanking in that though.

"Jimmy's been wearing a sling all week after a particularly vigorous Gruffing session."

by Paddyhahahaha May 11, 2010