GargleFunk

Something that you might hear a stoner say.

"Hey tye, whats shakin'?"

"GargleFunk, bitch!"

by Ack Londo May 13, 2005

gargoyle snatch

1. A vagina that resembles a gargoyle you would see on a prestigious library.
2. A labia that resembles mangled roast beef.
3. A vagina that appears to be inside-out.

See also: busted ravioli

I went down on a girl who had a "gargoyle snatch", so I came right back up.

by Emiliaporfavor & Meg says relax. April 3, 2008

gargler

An employee that takes arse kissing the boss to the next level. It involves the Manager squatting over the mouth of an employee and the employee gargling the superiors’ haemorrhoids. This is done within a workplace setting to create favour with the person in charge.

"My God! Every time it come to overtime she becomes such a gargler!"

John used to be an arse kisser, but since the promotion was announced he is a gargler.

Jill never stands up for her own beliefs at work; she is a gargler and does whatever she is told.

An extreme case of arse kissing.

by Aidan & Sylvia May 16, 2006

Lady Gargles

terrible singer (real name Lady Gaga)

No fashion sense
Freak

No one likes her

"have you heard that new lady gaga song?"

"whos lady gaga???"

"oh wait... Lady Gargles..."
"Oh yeah, that piece of shit"

by kookles macphee August 1, 2009

gargleschmuck

The act of having a full wheel of guda chesse shoved into your anus then recieving anal penetration from a black man after the cheese melts. This results in a mixture of blood, guda cheese, and semen.

Icepick gargleschmucked my ass last night.

by Fabian Trondel January 8, 2008

gargle-on-my-cock

She can't handle all of your meat so she gargles it as deep as she can. aka she deep throats it.

(Betsy) That's huge!!!

(Timmy) That's right, you are going to have to gargle-on-my-cock.

by betsy got nice bongos December 4, 2009

Gargle Blasters

Loretta's house band in South Park.

Hey, are you going to see the Gargle Blasters?

I dunno, where are they playing?

At Loretta's.

Oh. Yeah! That's in South Park.

I know. It sucks they took out the bridge.

by Doc Maynard November 17, 2010