plucking the gander

1. colloquial phrase
2. Plucking the feathers off a male goose

Man, I was really plucking the gander all day today. I went to the grocery store and got an apple.

by germangarfield February 20, 2025

groping gander

Any one who wants sex who doesn't get it and honks about it all day

My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.

by somire February 27, 2016

gander bumps

Like goose bumps but much stronger
goose bumps on steroids

Dude one: I am so excited, I have goose bumps all over me
Dude two: Only goose bumps? I have gander bumps, I am much more excited than you.

by jerry freeman January 19, 2013