FUMS (v.) - to Fuck Up Mad Shit, as in partake in epic adventures, heroic treks, and the like. Usually takes place at the deli, the library, the bowling alley, or the woods. May involve a lifetime movie or two along with an impromptu drinking game. May also involve "starting shit."
by MASTER FUMSER April 07, 2010
by Moistquiver69 April 25, 2023
by #fumisathing May 23, 2022
Fuck U Money
(FUM) having such a secure financial position in life that you are able to say fuck you to anybody on the planet without fear of repercussions. Ultimate financial freedom.
(FUM) having such a secure financial position in life that you are able to say fuck you to anybody on the planet without fear of repercussions. Ultimate financial freedom.
"I'm trying earn enough FUM to quite my shitty job" "Elon Musk has FUM, he doesn't care who Bernie Sanders is or says."
"cryptocurrency is FUM"
"cryptocurrency is FUM"
by FUMoney December 02, 2021
When you fart on a soft cloth seat and the cushion takes on the smell.
Fum can last for days releasing itself slowly as the gas expells overtime - or - Fum can release in a quick poof upon a heavy seating.
Fum can last for days releasing itself slowly as the gas expells overtime - or - Fum can release in a quick poof upon a heavy seating.
Damn. Did you just fum the couch?
Brynn laid a nasty fum in my mattress last week. It still gives off a whiff whenever I hop into bed.
Brynn laid a nasty fum in my mattress last week. It still gives off a whiff whenever I hop into bed.
by ms.knew May 17, 2021
when you got “Fuck U Money” and buy shit you don’t need or lose money and don’t care if you make it back
by KySi February 26, 2021
The feeling when you coincidentally notice some human semen resting on a surface and you feel a sense of familiarity, like you have seen this before, like it is somehow familiar; a long lost brother maybe, the remnants of a past jorking.
"I was walking to work today and I was waiting to cross the street when I looked down and saw some fum on the cross button. I couldn't tell why I felt like it was fum, but I knew in that moment that we were somehow connected"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 26, 2025