Fumping

the act of humping furniture as a means of sexual stimulation so as to keep one from doing stupid things such as chronic masturbation or rape; often done in such segregated environments as the armed forces or summer programs such as GHP

Dude there are no bitches here and I'm so horny; let's go fumping!

by GSB55 June 27, 2009

Fump

To be denied from jumping over an object, often due to a perceived high chance of failure.

"Well, I was keen to give it a go but it ended up just being another fump"
"You all know Blake, get a few drinks in him and he'll be fumping everything in sight!"

by c00pala May 31, 2018

Fump

When you sit on the toilet and you think your going to take a normal dump, but then you EXPLODE and you fart and take a huge dump at the same time.

guy 1: "Man that was loud!"

guy 2:"Yea, I fumped like a motha' fucka'!"

by RandomRiceCake March 30, 2011

fupp

Polite Fuck. Asking permission before intercourse.

Fupp! I'm totally fupped!

Would you like to fupp?

by Plastic Paddy October 23, 2003

Fuppy Niq

Pertaining to an intended impact upon the crotchal region of either a male or female.

I'm going to fuppy niq Donn with a head of lettuce.

by siqkid January 22, 2010

Fupple

(noun) words made from being too hyper and slurring your words together.

(verb) the act of being too hyper and slurring your words together

we fuppled all the way to the movies to go see war horse. then we calmed the fuck down because that movie is horrifically sad.

by fuppler January 4, 2012

fumpled

getting fucked or owned or rape or destroyed

guy 1:damn this guy is good and killin me
guy 2:You GOT FUMPLED NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by titeass September 11, 2007