Fortubately

Having the good fortune of being able to masturbate. A comination of fortunately and masturbate.

I saw this hot chick on my way home and fortubately got to work on myself since my roommate wasn't home when I got there.

by Two D's August 6, 2009

fornilate

when you can relate to someones fornicational experiences

omg bro i can so fornilate to that sexual experience

by Bhajipriya July 6, 2017

Original Formula

Referring to the Four Loko formula prior to the removal of all caffeine.

Dave: Hey brah, how was your 4th?

Steve: Oh dude it was fucking sick, we were playing beer pong on the lake and Todd got smashed off some Original Formula then pissed on his girlfriend and hit his best friend in the face.

Dave: Damn dude where'd you find that?

Steve: I have kept some Original Formula on the reserve for special ocassions, you know that ish gets your RIPPED!

by The J Jack July 6, 2011

Anal Penetration Formula

The Angle of the Dangle x The mass of the ass = The heat of the meat

What is the formula to ass fuck someone? -Arbiter

look it up. its called the Anal Penetration Formula. -John

by Killerflash25 October 9, 2017

Quadratic Formula

A mildly long but sensible and useful equation. Typically used for solving for the two, one, or zero real values of X in a quadratic equation.

"I used the quadratic formula to find the X intercepts of this parabola!"

by マジで死にたい May 4, 2019

The Formula 1

When your partner butt chugs a bottle of champagne and quickly inserts a butt plug to stop the liquid coming out. You then proceed to bend her over and have sex with her from behind thus resulting in the pressure building up. Once you finish, you rip the the plug out quickly and she sprays you like the winner of a formula one race.

Hey babe, shall we grab a bottle of bubbly and try the formula 1 tonight?

by Luke Bartlett January 17, 2020

Ogre and onion math formula

Ogres have twice the number of layer as onions so (Ogre layers ÷ 2 = Onion layers) and (Onion layers x 2 = Ogre layer)

Today class we are learning about the Ogre and onion math formula so get your text books out.

by BobbyRandyRoss May 24, 2017