Floop the pooch

When a healthcare provider performs a lower transverse C-section and folds part of the stomach flap up over itself during the process of removing the baby.

Also known as “flipping the pouch” or “flipping the pooch.”

Damn, he really flooped the pooched!

I liked cutting the cord, but my favorite part was when he flooped your pooch.

I think the next one will probably be a C-section too. He’ll probably floop the pooch again.

by YourMommasOnCrackRocks October 20, 2022

snorkel florp

The act of shoving a snorkle in your bum hole whilst swimming with the aquatic creature by the name of sheep head

My great uncles final wish was to go snorkel florping so we took him and he died.

by JoeTheHobo May 20, 2017

Florp

To make sexual motions towards one.

Oh shit jermy is Florping you, I can't be near you, sorry.

by Florper January 29, 2019

florp e dorp

A Florp E. Dorp is a very specific type of idiot. The individual who embodies the qualities off florp and/or dorp is very skilled and talented at being florp, and even dorp if the time is right. This individual is not someone who is a douche bag, but one who deserves respect for being a true florp. One who creates a most ridiculous and florp worthy situation or generates dorp comments is one to behold. Don't be fooled though, this is not to be confused with a florpy dorp. Florpy dorps should be shunned like a dog infested with flees. When a florpy dorp is in question, the last thought is "WWJD"- instead the question becomes "WWJD", as in, what would Judas do...

"Man, Lids, Ian is being a serious Florp E Dorp today! Did you see him school that dorp???"

"That matchstick is a real florpy dorp..."

by Elephant Flower Pants February 3, 2017

floop

A substitution for offensive language

'For floop's sake' or 'Floop off'

by Judith December 8, 2004

floop

When are girl farts, bleeds, and poops at the same time.

"All this sex is making me floop."

by FancyButterflies August 8, 2009

Floop

A girl who appears innocent and sweet but has a hidden agenda for some cock.

Guy: "I've been seeing this girl Amanda...you know the one that is always sitting alone at lunch and stuff like that? Well today she asked me to pull it out. I didn't expect her to be a floop."

by titanswearredsox June 16, 2009