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What's Floating

This phrase came to me while i was surfing in the caribbean. Its a chill way to say what's up or whats going on today.
What's floating bro,

So whats floating today,
by TheNG7FLoter December 4, 2011
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my back teeth are floating

Rude form of, “I need to urinate.”
A man is talking to another and states, “ oh wait a minute, my back teeth are floating.” Then walks off and urinates.
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floating head

A head that is ovally shaped and longer than it is wide. Known to float.
by Daniel May 24, 2004
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Fload (Floating Head of Death)

A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow:

Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at
FLOAD alert!!! FLOAD Alert. That dude is a complete FLOAD.
by Snake75 July 9, 2005
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Floating

The act of rubbing ones genitals or vagina against another's genitals, taint or anus without until orgasm without physical penetration.

Not to be confused with "soaking" (no friction allowed) or "dry humping" (no clothing required to in the act of floating).

This is a non-discriminatory, multi-sexual term that is gender and sexual orientation neutral.

Anyone of age and consent can float!
"Hey, I know we're not having sex but are you down to float? I mean, I've never tried the floating thing but it could be fun?!"
by Pie Till I Die August 4, 2018
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floating bank

To be in possession of a copious sum of money (bare notes)
1. Jermaine's floating bank. He's gotta sink them notes.

2. Niggas floating bare bank
by Jamal Watson January 21, 2009
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floating cornhole

when a man enters his partners anus while the partner is on their stomach and the man goes hands free and "floats" above his partner, a la Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.
I was banging her in the ass and pulled a floating cornhole, I looked just like Tom Cruise
by John Assman July 8, 2009
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