self-flagulating

farting into a rag and then sniffing it

Before every self-flagulating radio address, George Bush eats a can of beans, then sticks a microphone up his ass and lets it rip for the consumption of the nation.

by Peter C. Shelby May 8, 2008

flatubation

Simply put, farting while masturbating. Popular with fat bogans.

The Australian PM has been known to endulge in the odd bit of flatubation.

by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005

zen fatuation

Zen-fatuation:

Zen: form of Buddhism: a major school of Buddhism originating in 12th century China that emphasizes enlightenment through meditation and insight

Infatuation: thoughtless passion: a great, often temporary, and irrational passion for somebody or something

enlightenment…plus irrational passion; intense emotion…love, joy, hate, or anger…

Enlightenment though irrational intense emotion.

Her state of zen fatuation allowed her to be at one with the zen chicken.

by Zen Hippie August 17, 2007

fanulation

The state of a female knowing that she willl be seually successful.

He "Let's go into the other room."

She ("I am in a state of fanulation")

by michael wyatt November 17, 2003

flatulative

A food, drink, or otherwise consumable substance that strongly encourages and induces the onset of flatulence.

Bro, your mom's mushroom pizza is a hardcore flatulative - it's got me droppin bombs all over the place.

by ace1080x November 24, 2011

flatulatitis

A medical condition which symptoms include uncontrolled farting, and the lying to others about the condition.
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David. She says she has flatulatitis. I think she really is a disgusting person

by vanadaar1979 January 24, 2014

flabulation

The jiggling motion of your butt cheeks after you fart.

“Watch out while you’re big spoon babe because there might be some flabulation.”

by h0ward April 24, 2021