A guy goes into a store and asks the saleslady for some profilactics. She says "what size?". He doesn't know so she suggests he go out back and put his shlong in a hole in one of many holes in the fence and tell her which hole fits his shlong. So he gives it a shot and when he puts his shlong in one of the holes, the saleslady goes behind the fence and pleasures him orally making all kinds of slurping sounds and motions. After finishing, he comes back in the store and she asks "well, what size?" He says "I don't know what size, but I'll take a yard of that fence".

by Mr Five Toe October 18, 2013

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Get the yard of that fencemug.

Turtle Fence

A turtle fence keeps turtles from getting hit by cars. It is exactly 3 feet high and most commonly located in Michigan.

Tom erected the turtle fence to help save the turtles.

by RyannnnCameron March 11, 2010

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Get the Turtle Fencemug.

Bitch fence

When girls stand close together, in a line, and usually front to back as if each of them were a paling of a fence, to take a picture.

Usually when they are all dressed up and about to go to a club.

"Hey girls, lets make a bitch fence and upload a picture to facebook before we go out."

by Hellfish January 11, 2013

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Get the Bitch fencemug.

Rooster Fenced

To interfere with someone who is getting familiar with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex. Similar to that of a cock block.

Scott was about to hook up with Beca, but Sammie went and rooster fenced him.

by oh snapple January 22, 2010

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