Walking Felony

A girl that is sooo hot, that it's a crime, or should be!

i walked up to her and told her that she was a walking felony, becase she was so hot it was a crime

by cheap_trick_rick June 30, 2009

Felon's Guilt

The type of guilt (remorse for misdeed) felt when capture/punishment is imminent. It's not that the misdeed itself is regretted due to realization that it was wrong, but only because the person is unwilling/unable to accept the consequences. Term comes from the colloquial and the legal system ("felon").

The thief was not sorry she stole; but was very, very sorry she was going to prison.

by The Ripper May 13, 2005

felony flats divas

term given to the tweeker chics seen tweekin' around the streets of PDX's Felony Flats, doing what & who they can for their next tweek.

There goes one of Portland's fine felony flats divas!!

by tamtamma October 8, 2009

felonious shit

Activities of a felonious nature.

When me and my boys are rollin' through the hood, we up to some felonious shit.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 28, 2013

Felony Fuck Friend

an underage Fuck Friend, which may or may not be related, where having consentual sexual intercourse and/or consentual sexual relations with that person is considered a felony by either federal or local law.

I just got home from work and my Felony Fuck Friend called and said she should be home from school shortly. Its not right but what can ya do?

by The Jax April 19, 2007

felony

A serious crime, usually gives the criminal more than one year in prison.

A man rapes a woman, gets charged with rape. Which gives him 3 years in prison. This is an example of a felony.

by MrDinkleberry November 8, 2005

felonious

Since felonies are considered crazy( or calamari )
felonious is a slang term for crazy

That bitch was felonious!

by Steen November 12, 2004