Father

You hear that? Her father doesn’t have a lot of sympathy for incels and he’s made that pretty clear.

Hym “Oh but now he does. Not before. Not a week ago but now that he gets to be a fucking hero. What changed? Between a week ago when “her father has no sympathy for incels” and now where he’s just-a-oh-so sympathetic. He cares so deeply about it now. Tss! Unreal!”

by Hym Iam September 28, 2022

Father

Someone you don't have.

"Where's your father, John?"

by slushiithefurry November 19, 2022

father

The rationally-thinking parent. Helps you solve the strangest problems, unlike the mother who just whines at you.

Me: So get this: I've got this homework assignment in biology that requires me to use the book. However, we only have a class set, and they're not to be taken out of the class under any circumstances.

Father's possible response: Hmmm... so if you can't take out a book, how are you supposed to do the assignment? Maybe if we looked up the information online...

Mother's possible response: Great, now you can't do the assignment, which means you're gonna get a 0, which means you'll fail and will have to take the year all over again!

If I could choose who I wanted to live with, I'd choose my dad. Then again, I'll never be able to see my best friend again... Such a dilemma...

by Tisteca February 11, 2008

father

1). a cash machine
2). taxi driver
3). present giver
4). resident nagger

i need a lift to town, ohh an can you give ******** a lift 2?

by hee hee November 17, 2003

Father

A familial member unbeknownst to black people.

Person A: Hey Tyrone Jenkins, where's your father?

Person B: Nigga what the fuck is a father?

by Nig Cur October 3, 2018

Father

A man who ejaculate into your mother then leaves and never be seen or heard of ever again until he goes broke

Me: what’s a dad

Mom: a sorry sun of a bitch that doesn’t pay child support that’s a father

Me: Ohhhhh

by Jack smith6273 September 2, 2019

Father

Less useful version of a mother, but also includes a dick...

Father, can I have some cash

Go ask your mother!

by DaddysLittleGirl June 1, 2010