faceshitted

when you have gone so far into your drunken ass night to the point where you can't even say shitfaced right.

John was hitting on some really fat chicks tonight, damn faceshitted bastard.

by dave p March 3, 2006

Facesturbate

Masturbating to someone on Facebook.

Her profile picture was too small
For me to facesturbate so I had to add her.

by Booyah123 June 25, 2010

fakescape

1) A man made fake built environment with say, plastic trees, astroturf, unreal, not natural;

2) Being in a group of unreal or fake people;

OMG I went to and AA meeting yesterday, what a fkn fakescape, half of em plastics were blatantly lying

by Crystal_M August 15, 2010

facesmasher

Alcoholic drink that is a combination of whatever alcohol you have available. Mint flavored booze is not allowed for it will completely fuck it up.

We had a bunch of random people show up at the party, so we took their booze and made a facesmasher.

by Z&Z Productionz April 30, 2011

faceship

The art of flying a large, interstellar spaceship into the face of a creature, usually with the words "Your Face" uttered just before impact.

"It is written in the books of Awesome, that Mortimer the Ruthless was finally defeated, when Anhar the Heroic sacrificed himself by crashing his spaceship into Mortimer's face. Anhar's final words before impact were "Your Face". Those words were broadcasted across the cosmos and now stand written on the monument of Anhar's heroic faceship"

by Zhadu May 19, 2012

The Fakes

Four girls who are percieved as fakes
Although they are nice.
Not alags
Dont fuck there friends over
And have standards
They cant help it if they rock everything they wearr/ own
And if people think there dicks because they wear sunnies to school.
They are clearly clones becuase they do excactly the same thing every waking second of the day :|
Often The Fakes refere to mean girls becuase its funny.

OMG did you see The Fakes? There such dicks and clone but OMG iw ant to be them SO BAD!

OMG The Fakes look HAWT today- As always.

OMG the fakes are rocking it today.

by MEGA LOL 12345689 June 3, 2009

fart facesitting

When someone sits on your face and farts into your mouth and nose

Hey jimmy a girl was fart facesitting me last night

by Username56644666 April 19, 2018