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masterbation

the world's easiest, most natural way of curing boredom.
by Mega Phunkatron March 21, 2003
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frusterbation

frusterbation: noun, the state of being sexually unsatisfied after repeatedly trying for an excessively long time, perhaps as a failed attempt at masturbation.
frusterbate: verb transitive, to induce the state of frusterbation.
First he went down on me, then he tried toys, nothing worked, I was completely frusterbated.
Man, talk about frusterbation, I was so close, then my ma walked in my room and said dinner was ready so I had to torque that baby down into my grundies.
by shoots-the-moon March 3, 2010
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extreme masterbation

masterbating so hard it gives you a nice warm feeling then hurts
guy 1-i did some extreme masterbation today
guy 2-did it hurt?
guy 1 at the end, yes.
by rob billy June 18, 2011
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fashturbation

The act of looking at clothes you will not/do not have the means to buy. Similar to masturbating to porn--you want it, but it's not going to happen anytime soon.
By looking at expensive shoes right now, I am engaging in fashturbation.
by sara7927 January 21, 2011
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Hasterbation

The act of masterbating to orgasm as quickly as possible, usually due to the need for sexual release in a restricted time period. If the hasterbater does not orgasm in time, they will suffer terribly until another chance arrives.
A quick bit of hasterbation should ensure you won't be sitting through school with blue balls.
by Clorox Cunt October 25, 2016
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Fisterbating

Best accomplished with a partner with an enormous vagina; the act of jerking off while inside of her.
I'm telling you, this girl was so cavernous the only way I could get off was by fisterbating.
by Whitlash September 27, 2020
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National masterbation day of Noah

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7
Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.
by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021
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