Fartcrap

Bit like a shart, but more solid.

New pants please, there's been a fartcrap.

by Stewbacca September 29, 2018

Farchanda

Farchanda is a smart beauriful girl with great talent. She is down ti earth and speaks her mind. If she has a question, she is not afraid to ask. She will be a true leader.

Look at that Farchanda right there!

by momfromcorea June 8, 2020

fartcracker

When you let out a fart and it hurts your butthole and sounds like a firecracker.

“Technical Term” - When the resonance of a fart creates excessive vibration of the rectum, creating pain.

Doctor to patient - That pain you experienced is what we call in the medical field a “fartcracker”

by Bigtwins2 June 24, 2021

Fartchucker

A person who cups gas expelled from tye Anus and chucks/throws , at intented target for fun

A person who cups gas expelled from tye Anus and chucks/throws , at intented target for fun

Errh ,stop throwing farts at me .....you fartchucker

One fartchucker he chucks fart
Two fartchuckers they chuck farts
Three fartchuckers they chucks farts

by B b November 10, 2021

fastchat

fɑ:sʧæt (verb)

To chat with other person quickly to know if the person genuinely knows your language and is not using Google™ Translate to seem as if the person knows the language.

Hey mister! Do you think you are brave enough to fastchat with me?; First fastchat with us, then we'll decide to include you in our clan or not.;

by indian_btech October 18, 2021

Fartcrampus

A fat what's so damic that it will tear your hole causing a cramp in you guts spilling shit in the process.

Your nan's in the hospital having a fartcrampus

by Likemyprick December 27, 2021

Fartcat

The single most bloodthirsty carnivore on planet earth. Fartcat has the ability to render her enemy permanently blind with just one bout of flatulence. The worlds population would have been triple what it is now if it weren't for the wrath of Fartcat's farts. One shallow breath of Fartcat's farts is enough to kill a grown man within minutes. If you were to look up the most deadly chemical weapons in existence, Fartcat's farts would NOT be on the list. Wanna know why? Everyone who tried to edit the list was taken out before they could even begin typing. Consider this a warning.

I was giving birth 100 miles downwind of Fartcat's farts and now my child is ed sheeran.

by CannedBugala March 6, 2022