fartle

To be so suprised you fart

Startled by her enormous clatterage? I was so taken back I was fartled, and dropped on right there and then,

by Silentbob October 14, 2003

Farce

Someone who has told a lie. A false statement.

That is not true Edgar! You are a farce! How dare!

by FonyTierro September 11, 2016

farceocracy

farcacious{ an act which is by essence false, deceptive and a lie

farceter { one who acts farcaciously or deceptively }

noun

is when the prevailing mode and rule of the day within the halls of the government of a society, is in its entirety saturated with lies, deception and intrigue.

" Any government which acts in direct paradox with the values, principles and objectives that which it overtly proclaims. Any such government or state is by default a farceocracy.

by Baron Neville December 3, 2016

farble narble

This is just something I came up with and if you found this somehow good job!

Bleh farble narble

by Chaos Creator May 19, 2017

dirty farley

a dirty Farley is when he’s shoving a vodka bottle up his ass on live stream to old men

“Did you see What he did on OnlyFans”
“Yeh I heard he was doing a Dirty Farley”

by 424344 April 13, 2020

fartle

When an unexpected fart startles you or wakes you from sleep.

1. "I fartled myself awake on the train."

2. "My baby keeps fartling himself awake. I can't get him to sleep through his gas."

by J Blo August 19, 2010

Farkled

The act of adding equipment to a motorcycle, sometimes unnecessarily. Especially popular amongst the BMW GS crowd.

Bill: "Wow, Bob has sure farkled the shit out of his GS!"

Dave: "Yeah, he has everything in the Touratech catalog on that fucker. I hate him."

by brad21 September 26, 2008