Pink Falafel Hat

The Pink Falafel Hat is a sexual maneuver in which your girlfriend takes a raging dump on your head, followed closely by the insertion of your entire cranium (crap included) into her vagina. Vertically.

I knew that she was into scat, but to my surprise, she totally BEGGED me to give her a Pink Falafel Hat!

by Pr1nc355 August 01, 2006

Coney Island Falafel

The act of having sex with *only* the man’s balls inside the woman’s vagina.

“I thought it was going to be a normal night, but he just stuck his nuts in there. Just the balls.”

“Oh he pulled a Coney Island Falafel”

“Wtf is wrong with you”

by Beef Blaster IV December 14, 2022

Canadian Falafel

while conduction auto-fellatio, a man also finger bangs his partner.

Damn I've been working so hard it's like I'm making a Canadian Falafel

by RaulIsCool May 06, 2009

fluffy falafel

When you squeeze the shit out of a chicken onto your partner, skin the chicken and slap it on their face, and then stuff your partner in a large pita. Enjoy.

I totally fluffy falafeled Jen last night. So unexpected but a grand time 😏

by Haha345 June 22, 2017

falafeling

nefariously hiding one or more falafel such that they are randomly discovered by a targeted individual at a later time.

that bastard lou wasnt in his office again, so i gave his office a good falafeling.

by slojoemoego June 07, 2018

Greta's Falafel

Greta's Falafel is a New England-specific term for malapropism, mentioning a Vermont volleyball player.

I keep using Greta's Falafel while trying to talk to my teachers and I don't like it.

by nonbeanarynerd May 08, 2024

Falafel my Waffle

1. When you masterbate with your hand

2. When you make a waffle out of falafel

Definition 1:
Me: Hey man! I'd just like to say I really like to Falafel my Waffle!

A random person on the street: You're weird.

Definition 2:
Next, you need to falafel some waffles

by Mackle Yew, Duke of Falafel November 13, 2018