faperture

The amount of force applied while masturbating, controlled by the radius of the space in your fist while jacking off.

"I wish I had of raised my faperture last night when I came home drunk and alone from the bar. Now I have severe road rash on my dick."

by Soreanus June 5, 2013

fagetto

Describing one who is homosexual

"Lance Bass is total fagetto in my book"

"I would spend the night at Robert's house but he always goes all fagetto on me when his parents go to sleep"

by Stealth June 17, 2006

fagetry

The science and technology of faget design, construction, and flight; the branch of engineering science that studies faget operation; the equipment of a faget.

In his spare time, John enjoys amateur fagetry.

by Scorite July 20, 2006

fagurt

faggot is mean so instead of using it as an insult you mix it with yogurt because who doesn't like yogurt unless you're lactose intolerant but then you can say fagurt which won't insult them unless they're gay AND lactose intolerant

you're a fagurt

by Sosadelarosa September 21, 2017

Anne Fagette

A name that sounds like an faggot.

Barry: What you just said sounds like something Anne Fagette would say...

Ben: What the fuck man?! What I said doesn't sound gay at all!

Barry: Noooo, I said Anne Fagette.

Ben: Who's that?

Barry: Uuhh...a poet...

by chickewingzbruh February 16, 2017

Fagette

A "fagette" is a gay man's female friend who, instead of lusting after him as a Fag Hag would, encourages him and is usually just as slutty and wild as he is. a fag hag goes with you to the club and when you want to go home with a hot trick, she says, "how could you just abandon me?" A fagette says,"Work your shit, baby". A fag hag says," do you like my purse? I got it at TJ Max on sale." A fagette says, "It was a gift from the designer." A fag hag says, "Why are you making out with that guy? Why aren't you paying attention to me?" A fagette says, "Baby, hold my purse while I go fuck that security guard."

Jonny brought his "fagette" entourage with him to the bar tonight. He's looking to score.

by Fairy-Fagette December 28, 2010

Faget Fuck

Term used when everything goes absolutely wrong, and you want to turn to the person next to you and cut their fucking face off with a dull knife, but due laws against murder, and the lack of carrying a dull knife, you opt to yell "Faget Fuck."

"What the faget fuck rapeshit! Why did you download all those shit eating videos on the internet?!"

by Pize & Stive October 13, 2004