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Carpet Fairies

a noise punk band formed during the mid 1700s who's records have been burned and was never seen again.
the records actually never existed, but any written document on their lives are nowhere to be found but the bodies of these ambitious musicians, who were way ahead of their time, mysteriously disappeared after, supposedly, mumbling something about global warming and such...
were these ghosts of the future? was it Saddam Hussein in a rabbit suit playing the garbage cans? no one knows. we don't know. i don't know. no one knows. but they are the Carpet Fairies. The Carpet Fairies are out there somewhere.
And no, a Carpet Fairy is NOT a hip lesbian.
"Have you heard the Carpet Fairies new album?"
"No."
"Yeah, me neither."
by PeeSpawt October 13, 2009
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air fairies

a nickname for the air cadets, given by the army cadets.
Phoebe:"Oh my God, look how gay those air fairies look! I'm so glad I'm in the army cadets!"
by pheebzzz July 26, 2009
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foot faerie

"Did you get a chance to see the soccer game yesterday?"
"Yup, those foot faeries were all over the field."
by Knatty November 3, 2006
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faerie

My friend Ryan is such a faerie that he has sex with men frequently.
by KFCConspiracy September 26, 2006
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Debt Fairies

Used in conjuction with City of Heroes/City of Villans MMORPG's. The debt fairy is a mythical creature that listens for phrases similar to 'Yay, no more debt'
(Lost experience points in City of ...);
at this point it magically changes the next encounter to one where you will die instantly; thus accumulating more debt.

There have been no confirmed sightings of these creatures, but most players know they exist.
Plant Thing : Finally, that debts gone.
Plant Thing : ARRRRRRRGHHH!
Bromide : Problems?
Plant Thing : Bloody Debt Fairies!
by Silver Weasel July 31, 2008
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deadly fairies

noun. also known as "fairies of death"; small creatures resembling humans that wear all black and wreak death and destruction upon humans.
We saw the deadly fairies and knew they were harbingers of death. Soon afterwards, we died. It was sad.
by malchik_gei March 27, 2007
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roller fairies

roller fairies are non talented wannabe skateboarders who ride little boots with wheels on it and every faggot inline skaters are queers!!
dude look at that gay roller fairy ride those gay boots!!
by the one March 22, 2005
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