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faceangster

facebook gangster. Peoplae on facebook or other social net works that act gangster by quoting gangster movies or general gangster slang
That dude is faceangster trying to be hard and putting up tough guy statuses
by jazzy s October 2, 2010
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faceplant

When a man or woman plants their face between another persons legs.
Yo dude, Johnny faceplanted Maria last night!
by harley_jack81 April 14, 2009
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Facepaint

When you go in for a cropdust or drive-by and let loose a little bit of shit right on their face.
Dude I went in to cropdust Pete and facepainted the poor bastard.
by Aanonnnnn June 24, 2017
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FacePainting

The act of communicating on Facebook by using only paintings, graphics and pictures.
If someone says that they are going on a trolley ride you post a picture of a trolley that went up in flames. Just to be sarcastic and funny. It is pretty amusing to play FacePainting on someones facebook wall.
by iublondie252 September 9, 2011
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FACEPLANT

When someone plasters private information about you all over Facebook.
Grandma Faceplant's the fact that you're pregnant WAY before you want anyone to know
by ajpf November 5, 2010
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Faceplant

To brag about your skills whilst completely fucking up on a routine basis
Don't faceplant on such an easy move.
by Coolio2015 March 30, 2016
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faceplant

Faceplant (noun)

1. The end point for a catastrophic loss of equilibrium during a ballistic biped activity, which results in a reorientation to a more stable form, that being a tripod, where the contact point for one of the legs is ... the face.

2. When used as a metaphor, the speed, mass and impact site involved in a traditional faceplant is exchanged for the planter’s wealth, power, fame and/or intent. Stability of form, or the metaphoric tripod, is a fundamental reduction in available choices, combined with humiliation, the ultimate expression of which is ... the mug shot.

3. Faceplants can be employed in male bonding. The ritual faceplant was popularized by the Jackass movies, where the participants engaged in voluntary, shared activities resulting in epic levels of humiliation and/or pain.
Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich's faceplant landed him in jail.
by aMountainClimber September 8, 2016
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