Faceman

A person with incredible genetics. It is neither something that can be created or worked at, but rather inherited. It can be so strong that it invokes jealousy amongst others.

P1: That David Beckham is a true Faceman.

P2: That's true. And he'll always be a Faceman.

P1: You're right. let's have a Budlight.

by Loom Daddy September 10, 2008

FaceMeat

The skin/meat on ones face.

Holy shit! Dave just got punched in the FaceMeat by Lou Ferrigno.

by BigTerryBlack June 5, 2010

Finland Facemask

While sixty-nining, the male stretches his scrotum across his parnter's face.

"Who knew she'd suffocate when I gave her the Finland Facemask?"

by FretBuzzard September 16, 2008

FACEMAN

#1 One who is two faced and can never be trusted. #2 One who will steal his employer's welder ,then sell it to a person he says is a friend,then tell his employer who has it. #3 One who will say he never seen your wallet with $600.00 dollars cash in it even when you actually see your wallet on the car seat as you close the door and he is driving away quickly! #4 One who acts like he is not afraid to "Handle the situation" during phone conversations or sending a email,but in fact he is terrified of the one day he is gonna get tossed like a rag-doll.

"FACEMAN" when someone is calling you on the crap that you pulled in the past,and says that you need to "Be a man,and do the right thing!" your mommy pokes her head into the garage and says "Is everything OK out here?" you say "I can't stand tweakers." Although, the biggest tweaker in the world is yourself.

by vestlooksnice May 9, 2011

facemask

When you are done banging some chick you blow your wad on her face then wrap her face real fast with saran wrap. After you do this you punch her in the face.

I facemasked an ugly chick last night

by Knight December 13, 2004

Finland Facemask

When a group of men ejaculate into a woman's face and the woman spreads it around to resemble a face mask

-Dude, my girlfriend makes the best facemask!
-When she was down on her knees,she was begging for a facemask.
-Did you see that girl, I think she forgot to wipe some of her finland facemask off.

by Daren Wessicks June 15, 2006

facemail

to meet someone,usually after a relationship that started with emails or instant messaging

Ok babe,we been gettin it on for a while online now.Hows about you and me do a little facemail?say,tomorrow lunchtime?

by stevoo0011 October 9, 2006