excessive penis

An over abundance of penis, either through size or sheer numbers

He had excessive penis

by tal nska January 7, 2016

emcel

Emotionally celibate; a women who receives no emotional commitment or love from men.

Stacy is so used up, she’s an emcel!

by cincin April 23, 2019

Excelerosis

A degenerative disease in which otherwise seemingly healthy individuals become completely incapable of operating outside of MS Excel.

Due to the Project Manager's advanced case of Excelerosis, we are continueing to operate on data that is out of sync with the database by almost half a year to produce a "current" dashboard of project milestones.

by hightidetech October 23, 2009

buttock exception

The act of excepting or excluding the buttock(s) from legal definitions of battery or criminal sexual conduct.

See, 609.3451 CRIMINAL SEXUAL CONDUCT IN THE FIFTH DEGREE "For purposes of this section, "sexual contact" has the meaning given in section 609.341, subdivision 11, paragraph (a), clauses (i), (iv), and (v), but does not include the intentional touching of the clothing covering the immediate area of the buttocks."

Senator Al Franken is not guilty of criminal sexual conduct when he grabs ass because "the immediate area of the buttocks" is excepted by definition in the relevant criminal statute..you know...the buttock exception. He's just a a dirty old creep.

by bird lawyer November 27, 2017

exceeding

Used as adjective, meaning great, very good, exceptional at something or in general.

Our team is exceeding, it is the best here!

by Snook69 April 15, 2014

excalibur dick

Is when one posses the almighty cock. Presented to thee who'm found worthy of such sexual prowess, Rules the ovaries far beyond Camelot. His sword, renown through the ages for being a source of strength & pleasure, a descendent of Author himself, can only weild such powerful cockery.

She begged for the tits of the round table to be ravaged by Excalibur...

She received that medieval dicking, that true rule, Excalibur dick.
Renown for giving that true Excalibur caliber.

Unfettered by trivial masculinity, Alexis only responds to pleasure from that EXCALIBUR DICK.

by Excalibur caliber October 23, 2015

Mayweather Exception

A loophole that protects a very narrow subset of athletes and celebrities from the typical criticism, judgement, backlash most would experience following transgressions such as: racially insensitive or anti-LGBT comments, criminal activity, drug or alcohol abuse, rampant promiscuity, flaunting/squandering of wealth, involvement in altercations, etc.

This loophole is granted only to select few individuals who have, over time, built such a negative and illustrious resume of actions, behaviors, statements, etc. that they are seen as too far gone and disconnected, unaffected by backlash, insane or delusional, or not worth attacking

Examples include: Floyd Mayweather Jr., Charlie Sheen, Eminem, Lenny Dykstra, Courtney Love

(coined by sportswriter/blogger named Jeremy Morris in 2017)

Floyd Mayweather yet again showed us all why he’s the ultimate Mayweather Exception guy with that response. He’s clearly never heard of the MeToo movement but managed to answer the question by talking about a couple of his million dollar cars.

Courtney Love was hammered trying to parallel park on the sidewalk on TMZ but she’s definitely earned the Mayweather Exception as far as drinking/drug use so no ones really surprised. Imagine if Taylor Swift was drunk driving on TMZ. Twitter would crash.

by Ryan O’Connell August 15, 2018