Eastern Middle School

A public school located in Eastern Middle School- a general shithole complete with cockroaches, drugs around ever corner, several violent gangs, and a gifted and talented Humanities and Communications magnet program filled with Irish royalty, Chevy chase preps and Asian math nerds.

Person 1: Oh, you went to Eastern Middle School?

Person 2: Yeah, what do you do?
Person 1: Oh, I'm the CEO of a large corporation. You?
Person 2: Cool, I'm one of the leaders of MS-13.

by Hahaha.Hahaha.Hahaha June 14, 2010

Easter Tree

Much like the fabled Christmas tree, the Easter Tree is often spray painted yellow, pink, and powder blue. Decorated with little authentic bunny pieces, and marshmellow Peeps©, children wake up early Sunday morning and climb to the top where there Easter baskets are bolted to the top.

Hey Elmer, check out there beautiful "Easter Tree".

by skanman April 11, 2009

Easter

Holiday that celebrates Jesus' respawning.

Lucky for Jesus that on Easter no one was camping his spawnpoint at the time of his respawning.

by :/ August 6, 2004

easter egg

Slang term used for something extra hidden within a film for viewers to see if they can find it or not.

"The Rocky Horror Picture Show" has easter eggs in it.

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 21, 2005

eastern shore of virginia

The Eastern Shore of Virginia is defined as a place by which everyone is welcome, especially if you offer a cold beer. Warm nights, beach bonfires, and surfing are what keep this place "home sweet home" for all who grew up there. The smell of salt water in the air and having not only the ocean but the bay as well truly makes this an easterners paradise.

Eastern Shore of Virginia is the Baja Peninsula of the East Coast

by esvaeditor December 5, 2005

Eastern Sunrise

When a woman passes out at a party and you masturbate into her ear, but than put yellow mustard in teh shape of a sun on her forehead... When she wakes up she'll be too worried about the mustard on her forehead to even bother thinking that maybe she has splooge in her ear canal

Friend1:"Omg!! Did you hear Monica yelling this morning about the mustard on her forehead"

Friend2:"Haha yeah she has no idea I gave her the eastern sunrise"

by LikeYouNeverDidIt May 27, 2009

Easter strength

(adj) a hangover so bad you don't rise again until the third day

John's still sleeping off an Easter strength hangover, so he's not gonna be in class come Monday.

by JohnnyHop April 17, 2010