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Ermahgerd

The way assholes, assholes trying to be funny, and people with lisp say "oh my god". Usually used with a girl wearing a retainer in various memes.
ERMAHGERD! ERBEN DICTUNERY!
by Andrew676Runner September 3, 2012
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ERMAHGERD

ERMAHGERD literally means OH MY GOD.
A dank meme commonly featuring a young girl's face and a caption with the words altered to mimic a speech impediment, and the words ERMAHGERD.
The original picture had the girl, holding books from the Goosebumps GERSBERMS series.

This caption also commonly found on the meme. Other options are NER NER NER..., BATMAN, NER NER NER... BERTMERN, and werter. Specifically these are nah nah nah, Batman, and water.
ERMAHGERD. That’s so erkwerd. Why on EARTH did you say that?
by itsasecreticanttell November 8, 2018
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Errang

An errang is when you ask or tell your sibling something several times until they have a mental breakdown. The word errang itself can be used to perform an errang. An example of an errang could be simply asking your brother “why?” Until he does not have an answer and begins to question his own existence.
“Oh yeah bro, I totally erranged my sister yesterday! She almost lost her mind!”
by Octopancake August 1, 2020
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Ebraheem

Omg I was with Ebraheem last night now I can’t walk.
by Li_Sa November 22, 2021
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Online Errands

Things you need to do online but don't really want to - much like regular errands:

- Respond to emails you got over the week, but checked on the phone and was too lazy to respond
- Pay bills online
- Respond to facebook messages
- Reject people who keep trying to add you on facebook
- Submit resumes
Damn, I got so much online errands to do, I have to stay up til 3am on a Sunday night.
by Busy Guy April 13, 2011
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American errands

Generally GTL. Can be used as an expansion of GTL to include mani/pedi, haircut. Any set of errands that are meant to make fresh.
First thing to do to get on your A game; American errands.
by JerseyJoe February 8, 2012
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French Errand

To aquire a large portion of drugs or money by the sale of drugs. Typically refering to marijuana.
"Hey ill be right back I need to run a French errand"

Person one: "Bro, howd you get all that money?"
Person two: "Oh you know, I ran a French errand"
by Maximillianare December 28, 2018
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