3 definitions by Andrew676Runner

Mechanical Pencil

The act of hitting a man in the behind numerous times, while attempting to get him to ejaculate.

"Yeah, Jim has some sort of erectile dis-function. His wife has to give him the Mechanical Pencil to make him cum.

by Andrew676Runner December 8, 2012

The way assholes, assholes trying to be funny, and people with lisp say "oh my god". Usually used with a girl wearing a retainer in various memes.

by Andrew676Runner September 3, 2012

Guy 1: "Hey dude what's the capital of the state?"
Guy 2: "Stop pulling that George W.B. shit man."

by Andrew676Runner August 21, 2012