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Edris

A sandman who can't stop texting his girl. He drives like Hellen Keller, and crashes cars like the American stock market in the 20's. Always breaks homie swears, and is the biggest hypebeast in vegans. He looks like a New Year's Resolution noob in the gym, and his cable tricep extensions look like he's bending over to jerk off a giant. He hates pork for some reason too. Also his dad is lowkey Manuel Noriega.
"Yo Edris, come get some pepperoni pizza!"
"I can't I don't eat pork, and I'm texting my girl."
by gimmezucc January 19, 2018
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Edris

Edris is a guy who thinks he's the shit. He'll talk a gang of shit to his friends then back out at the last second. But you can depend on Edris in hard situations no matter how much of a son of a bitch he is.
Guy 1: ''Dude Edris is such a bitch my nigga, you go to smack the shit outta him for the shit talk but then he say ouch and he sorry''
Guy 2: ''I know my nigga but he pulled up when you got into shit with them other motherfuckers''
Guy 1: ''I know G but sometimes you gotta put a bitch in his place ya' feel?''
by 102987 October 22, 2018
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Edris

Edris was a clever handsome persian King.He was popular for his musculary body and his niceness.
Edris was also a womanizer.
You look like Edris
You are strong like Edris
by Name is already in use January 2, 2017
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Eldrich-horror-pronouns

Eldrich horror pronoun, also known as /, is a set of pronouns that work in a peculiar way, for example

You cannot say their name, nor use any other pronoun like He/him she/her, you have to give clues to the recipient for them to figure out who you're talking about

If you want to say something about or to a person with eldrich horror pronouns, you have to use sheakspearan english.
Oh thou, whomst've demolished this crook, answser my prayers, aid me in battle

-Jeez if you want me to help you pass that level you could have said so

But you have the Eldrich-horror-pronouns!

-Oh,
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Eldriver

An elderly person that does not know how to stay between the lines while driving. They often merge lanes into the car next to them, run red lights, drive 15 miles below the speed limit, and commit variouse other traffic violations. They may or may not be the blame for your late arrival to your meeting.
It sould not be legal for that Eldriver to be on the road?
by jeremy and Krissy October 16, 2008
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Eldres

A tall, funny guy who loves having friends he always got people joked out
by NunyaAnonymous October 31, 2016
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Eldres

A tall, funny guy who loves having friends he always got people joked out
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