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Erectile dysfunction

When a man's penis is unable to get hard, when a man has difficulty getting or keeping an erection. There are many reasons for this but one such reason could be when you see someone so ugly and unattractive that you have a hard time becoming turned on again after seeing something so repulsive. The only way to fix this is to counter the horror that you have witnessed with the most drop-dead sexy girls that never fail to turn you on and will help to erase the repulsive imagery from your mind.
After I saw Kamala Harris' nude photos, I had erectile dysfunction for over two months.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 19, 2022
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erectile dysfunction

A made up condition that makes ugly or fat women, who don't satisfy their men, feel like it's not there fault.
"Hey Becca your totally super disgusting, no wonder Bob can't keep his pecker hard."

"Its not cuz i'm revolting, he just has an erectile dysfunction. So its his fault, just like everything else."
by graham crackaaa March 12, 2013
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erectile malfunction

Girl: What happened?? I was about to come!
Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.
by naknumm September 8, 2007
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Erectile Disorder

A myth stating that men stop getting erections.

I never will...
Dave: Hey, Phil, pull down your pants and fuck that hot girl over there.

Phil: No way, man! I have erectile disorder!
by Teh Bucky September 15, 2004
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Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior

A political erectile Dysfunctional Warrior is a person who has great political frustration and ignorance, that might have been caused by erectile dysfunction or sexual frustration.
A Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior or P.E.D =Tony Abbott is the greatest Prime minister to ever serve Australians and anyone that says other wise are just stupid and jealous of his love and admiration towards gay people boat people and women.

Sane Australian= Dude your such a P.E.D warrior have you been suffering from erectile dysfunction lately.
by blashada September 6, 2014
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Electile Dysfunction

the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.
Electile Dysfunction; Both political parties in the USA have done their very best job to ruin the democratic electorial process. So it is true that you can kill a fantasy (aka Camelot is dead) period.
by ron abbott October 28, 2008
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electile dysfunction

The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.
"Watching the neocons talk about balanced budgets and reduced spending while in the same breath mentioning expansion of the number of troops in Iraq gave me electile dysfunction. However, I have been cured by a dose of Dr. Ron Paul."
by Homero January 25, 2008
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