lmao my eggo

To laugh your ass off while still attempting to keep your eggo waffle safe.

"When Bruce Willis first found out that Ashton Kutcher proposed to Demi Moore, he was enjoying a breakfast of eggo waffles. As he began to laugh his ass off, his seven year old daughter Miley attempted to steal his waffle. Bruce stabbed her with his fork and shouted, "LMAO my EGGO."

by A-feld July 25, 2007

Egotastic

Definition 1 :being into yourself so much to the point that it becomes annoying (thinking the world revolves around you)
/thinking to much of yourself

Ex.1 Kanye West thinks hes so important that "Jesus walks with him', but he is really just being egotastic.

by AwesomeJr October 5, 2010

egotestical

1. Characteristic of an individual who is a self-absorbed nutsack.

"Dick just goes on and on with his stupid comments and unjustified bragging to no end; Dick is egotestical."

by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008

eggtose-intolerant

having an allergy or physical intolerance to eggs

Waitress: "how would you like your eggs?"

Mandy: "Oh none for me thank you, I am eggtose-intolerant!"

by MrsEricHutchinson April 21, 2009

egotesticle

1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.

Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.

by Uni-baller April 28, 2010

Egotistical

Person who is poor but acts like he/she is royalty! Treats hospitality workers and restaurant serves like shit; making outrageous demands and embarrassing their dining partners. Serious delusions of grandeur, cheapskates and a know it all. "DO YOU WHO I AM?" Yeah, we know who you are; you are a bitch ass coward who acts like you are better than everyone, because you are a loser and a coward in real life! They can't keep a mate and blame the world for all of your failures. If they have a mate the treat them like doormats and may end up being murdered for the life insurance money..

Steve was so egotistical that he felt that he was entitled to have everything handed to him. Shut the fuck up! You ain't that special!

by Milesahead16 September 24, 2016

Egotistical

Someone who think very highly of themselves and worries about their ego all the time.

I hate the once friend Jen.Now that she has older friends she's always so egotistical.

by Lauren May 13, 2005