elbert foo

a drinking game where you watch CNN and take a shot of whiskey every time they say "twitter"

Oh man, that was a crazy night of elbert foo, Jerry passed out on the couch

by marble statue October 16, 2011

King Egbert

King Egbert, or Egbert of Wessex. King of England between 802-839. Related to the Eyre of Eyrecourt.

Andrew "Are you related to King Henry?"
Jake "No, but I used to be King Egbert"

by the ward February 13, 2013

Roger & Ebert Award

When a guy inserts 2 thumbs up a woman's asshole.

Mary enjoyed the Roger & Ebert award she received last night.

by TopThree October 6, 2017

Olivia Anne Egbert

A really really hot girl. You cant keep you eyes off her. And if you hurt her she will hurt you back (no joke). She is flat out sexy and if you date her you are the luckyest person ever

shes hot,cool,sexy,great all around, Olivia Anne Egbert is great

by that kid who dates her October 29, 2011

Elbert

1. a wack guy that gets no girls, he's pretty ugly too
2. a square

Guy 1: Yo homie over there gets zero girls, what a loser.
Guy 2: My fella, the proper phrase to use here is, "What an Elbert."

by peepeeguy June 3, 2018

eckertt

jock with small penis and no sexual desire.

I hear his dick is small its okay though, he wont get any action hes a eckertt.

by Frank Jizz September 30, 2007

Pulling an Ebert

The act of losing ones jaw.

"Man, that bitch had me pulling an Ebert!"

"I was pulling an Ebert throughout the entire movie!"

Guy1: "Hey Guy2 what happened to your jaw?"

Guy2: "Jaw cancer got me pulling an Ebert."

by Hashalafadingdong420 September 13, 2011