Bando Durante

Bando Durante is the leader and founder of the glorious death cult, Mors Omnibus. He was born in the year 862 in East Francia making him not that old really if you think about it.

Bando Durante used to be a blacksmith (BOOORRIIIINNNNGGG) before he started the amazing cult. He sports beautiful, luscious hair and no flesh whatsoever. Despite his undead nature (which is far far superior than the living 🤢) he is very strong and cool and beautiful.

His hobbies include; knitting, sacrificial killings to strengthen higher powers, origami, reading, torturing the blasphemous and long walks on the beach at sunset.

I just saw Bando Durante in the catacombs, he's so cool!

O em gee!!! So true!!! I love it when he skins the blasphemous alive!!

by BandoTheAmazingSeer/LeaderOfMO April 5, 2025

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Seth durante

Seth is someone you can lean your head on. He has a small dick but still makes it work, he may be subpar in games (except in injustice) but he will always strive to be average and at least take a round off someone. he always goes and drinks water and eat dinner at the earliest time and he is rude to door dash drivers and give them no tip.

"Some people sew what they reap"

"Some people reap what they sew" - Seth Durante

"My friend Seth Durante took a round off me in mk11, He is not bad as i thought" - Aidan.L

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Whitney Durant

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“Wow that girl is such a Whitney Durant”

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Kevin Durant

Known as the biggest snake ever seen on television. Has the special ability to leave a best friend and to choke a 3-1 lead. His solution? Going to a team that choked a 3-1 lead that same year.

Kevin Durant can be found in the zoo.

by Tmrwfrvr August 22, 2017

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