Synonyms: Ben, Benjamin, Ball hog, Sometimes Brayden, Ben.
When you try to drive through a garage door without the door fully open. This means you’re a Superior Dumbass.
When you try to drive through a garage door without the door fully open. This means you’re a Superior Dumbass.
by Motorpool February 15, 2018
Get the superior dumbass mug.A person who surpasses all conventional boundaries of prudence, intuition, common sense or intelligence. Can be used to describe someone given a single, isolated instance or used as a general assessment of one's intellectual or intuitive competency.
A: Hey man, I'm not feeling so well. My mother just passed away and I just spent two-thirds of my life savings on her funeral. I'm starving and I'm about to be evicted from my apartment. My wife just left me as well.
B: Shit son, sorry to hear that... Hey, you think I can get that 20 bucks I lent you 5 years ago?
A: Man, shut the fuck up you dumbass nigga.
C: Dumbass nigga...
D: Yeah, shut the FUCK up you dumbass nigga.
B: Aite, aite....
B: Shit son, sorry to hear that... Hey, you think I can get that 20 bucks I lent you 5 years ago?
A: Man, shut the fuck up you dumbass nigga.
C: Dumbass nigga...
D: Yeah, shut the FUCK up you dumbass nigga.
B: Aite, aite....
by koolGraps December 3, 2013
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That guy caught a case of the dumbass.
by GNX October 20, 2003
Get the dumbass mug.When ones mother says they may not acquire McDonald’s whilst driving past it, one responds with “out you go dumbass hoe”
Joe: can we get McDonald’s it’s right there
Joe momma: Nah fam we gotta fruit loop at home
Joe: “out you go dumbass hoe”
Joe: *throws mom out of car
Joe momma: gets ran over by thirty eight cars.
Joe momma: Nah fam we gotta fruit loop at home
Joe: “out you go dumbass hoe”
Joe: *throws mom out of car
Joe momma: gets ran over by thirty eight cars.
by Ppsucck April 16, 2018
Get the Out you go dumbass hoe mug.A closet dumbass is someone who will talk nonstop, regardless of the subject, and make like they know everything about said subject even if they know little to nothing about it, for pure sake of staying in the conversation.
An obvious way to catch someone you suspect as a closet dumbass is to ask them about something that you already are well versed on and watch them stumble as you contradict them when they're wrong.
An obvious way to catch someone you suspect as a closet dumbass is to ask them about something that you already are well versed on and watch them stumble as you contradict them when they're wrong.
Rob: ...so anyways that's why I'm a big fan of Dio.
(Eric walks up to join the conversation)
Eric: Yeah me too. Im a huge fan.
Rob: No you're not. You've never even heard of Dio.
Eric: Yeah I am. In fact I just saw them in concert last month.
Josh: Last month? Horseshit! Dio died last year.
Rob: Yeah really, Eric. You're such a closet dumbass!
(Eric walks up to join the conversation)
Eric: Yeah me too. Im a huge fan.
Rob: No you're not. You've never even heard of Dio.
Eric: Yeah I am. In fact I just saw them in concert last month.
Josh: Last month? Horseshit! Dio died last year.
Rob: Yeah really, Eric. You're such a closet dumbass!
by Mick the Dick July 16, 2011
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by Natalia_2020 August 5, 2019
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