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dreaded bearded clam

Pussy with more hair on it than you can cover with a dinner plate.
My one eyed trouser trout went limp as I peered at her dreaded bearded clam .
by Steve Mac Q March 23, 2006
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Deed

A universal exclamation or statement used with a multitude of inflections depending on content. Used mainly by southerners when one doesn’t have anything else better to say on the topic. Or at least nothing nice to say about it.
“Mary just died...”

in response “deed” (While thinking I never liked her anyway)

“Mary’s pregnant, again...”

in response “DEED!” (While thinking She needs to get them tubes tied!)

“Mary’s gettin hitched!”

In response “Deeeeed...” (while thinking Who the hell did she sucker into playing daddy to all them lil basterds she’s got runnin around?)
by St_Sammy June 15, 2018
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deed

It has multiple meanings.

1. a document signed in regards to the ownership of a property or legal rights.

2. Scottish slang for 'dead'

3. slang for 'sex' or 'masturbating'
1. Marcus was signing the deed for his new house on 28th Street.

2. You'll be deed after the beatin' i'll give ya.

3. He did the deed with his girlfriend.
by BerneseDog75 December 9, 2020
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deedaleet

to caress a womans vaginal region with the digits.
"I just deedaleeted that girl on the dancefloor!"
"Sweet!"
by smilage February 6, 2010
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Deed

Don't do the deed like WD did or you'll be done.
by Colin Lindgren November 9, 2003
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natty dread

a man with dreadlocks, jamaican origin. maybe a rastafarian. comes from "knotty dreadlocks". also name of a bob marley album
by The Joel June 26, 2005
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dreedphobia

A strong hatred against individual with the name Dreed(aka the best creature to ever have existed on this planet. PERIODT)
Keon:" I'm gonna tag everyone except Dreed for absoloutley no reason purrr."
"lemme add more Dreedphobia and follow everyone on another account except her"
by Amdreed May 13, 2022
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