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tainted doughnuts

Noun. An extremely attractive individual who is infected by a sexually transmitted disease.
"Damn man, she's bangin!"
"Look but don't touch bro, she's tainted doughnuts."
by scubamage November 14, 2006
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doughnuts

This is what you receive when having sex with a girl with a yeast infection.
Stay away from Trixie. She be bakin' bread and might get some doughnuts instead.
by Dietsch February 22, 2009
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douchepurse

Hey, check out that douchepurse in leopard print tights wearing neon Risky Business sunglasses indoors.
by sloriag April 16, 2009
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Glazed Doughnuts

When a man and a women have a all night fuckfest after drinking and or partying ,they will wake up in the morning and have a glazed doughnut look on their faces .
Woman -Wake up someones at the door !!

Man- Well answer the damn thing!

Woman-I have to freshin up first!

Man- Why?

Woman-Because we both look like a couple glazed doughnuts!
by troubledemon May 27, 2010
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Douche Nuts

A person or thing who is a complete ass-clown with a smeiner/deeto and has no life and is a dick-smack.
Frank is a fucking douche nuts because he wouldn't give me a ride to Tom and Mike's mom's house.
by One Eyed Jack July 12, 2004
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doucheguns

saying hi to people with a wink and holding hand up to resemble a gun
Wow, he walked in with a bottle of that Danny Devito lemoncello crap he has cases of and gave me the doucheguns
by Eddie O Spaghetti O December 7, 2009
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Douchenism

The act of completely dedicating oneself to being a douche to almost biblical levels. For most, being fully dedicated to douchenism is so engrained that they don't even realise their own membership has been bought, paid for and passed on to their offsprings, all while making any other members of society, (particularly non douchenists), groan in pain with every action they take.
Jim, "Look at that guy pushing in line at the ATM. I decree that he prays at the alter of douchenism."
Billy, "I do concur with your observation good sir"
by HRabbit November 28, 2017
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